A book must be an axe for the frozen sea within us.
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| — | Franz Kafka |
The process of reading:
Me: *settles in* *opens book* this will be amazing I’m so excited
Me: oh look, a sarcastic little shit *falls in love*
Me: my babies are having issues whyyyyyy
Me: OTP FOREVER PROTECT THEM AT ALL COSTS
Book: *throws drama, death and heartbreak*
Me: *rocking back and forth in a corner* this isn’t happening this isn’t happening
Me: *cries*
Me: *cries some more*
Me: I trusted you, book. Why you do dis
Me: *cries again*
Book: *throws plot twists in the last 30 pages*
Me: HOLY SHIT WAIT HOW DID THAT DUDE WHAT EVEN WAS THAT WAIT
Book: *ends in a cliffhanger*
Me: noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo I neeed more
Me: well. I’m fucked
Me to a friend: you should really read this book it’s so good
What is heavier? A 200 pounds of bricks or 200 pounds of feathers?
The answer is the feathers.
200 pounds of bricks is just a bunch of bricks, but if you try to carry 200 pounds of feathers, you also have to carry the weight of what you did to those poor birds.
That was deep and I did not anticipate that.
TODAY MY CHEMISTRY TEACHER BURNED A DOLLAR IN FRONT OF US BUT HE FORGOT TO TELL US THAT THE DOLLAR WOULDNT BURN ONLY THE ALCOHOL WOULD SO HE TOOK OUT A 100 DOLLAR BILL AND SOAKED IT IN ALCOHOL AND WERE LIKE “WHAT ARE YOU DOING” AND HE CAUGHT IT ON FIRE AND WE ALL YELLED AT HIM BUT THEN IT WENT OUT AND THE BILL WAS FINE AND WE WERE SILENT FOR 20 MINUTES
How to get your class to shut up for the entire period: science teacher edition
minute and minute shouldn’t be spelled the same
im not content with this content
i object to that object
I need to read what I read again
Excuse me but there’s no excuse for this
Someone should wind this post up and throw it in the wind
i hope you dont mind but you just fucked with my mind
fuck all of you
I’ll just read one more chapter before bed.
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| — | The lie every book and fiction enthusiast tells themselves more than they’d care to admit (via closet-sherlockian) |
